Student 1
College Student: “Here,” he hands Cashier a pile of change and bills. “Count this. I don’t know how.”
Cashier: “If you can’t even count change, how did you get into a University?”
College Student: “My mom and Dad.”
Student 2
College Student: “What does this mean?”
Cashier: “It’s asking if you want cash back.”
College Student: “Like, free money?”
Cashier: “No. It comes out of your account.”
College Student: “I don’t understand.”
Cashier: “It’s like going to an ATM, but with buying your groceries.”
College Student: “Oh. I don’t want that.”
Cashier: “Then select ‘No’ on the screen.”
Student 3
College Student: “How can you stay in business when you give away free money?”
Cashier: “What do you mean?”
College Student: “The machine. It asks if you want cash back.”
Cashier: “It’s not free; it comes out of your account.”
College Student: “Oh, so that’s why it’s always over drawn.”
Cashier: “Probably.”
